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“His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.”
“He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.”
“His daughter lost her virginity. He got it back”
“His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards”
“Women who never met him say he is the best lover they ever had.”
“People with Alzheimer’s remember him”
“He went to a psychic once. To warn her”
“He can divide by Zero”
“Jesus Christ once approached him, just to get saved.”
“Some say he discovered the fountain of Youth, but didn’t drink from it. Because he wasn’t thristy.”
“He can solve a Rubik’s cube with his diplomatic skills”
“He can speak French. In Russian”
“He never mispronounces words. He creates new pronunciations”
“Chuck Norris once came to him for advice.”
“If he punched you in the face, you would have to fight the urge to thank him”
“He once stopped a bullet by simply asking it”
“He wouldn’t be afraid to show his feminine side. If he had one”
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